My boobs are fake. They're implants. Real boobs don't look like mine. I'm a stripper, and a prostitute, so I took the money I got from selling my pussy to all kinds of men, and bought fake tits and had a few other plastic surgeries.

My hair also feels like steel wool. It's not soft and beautiful. Its ugly and course. Someone once told me it feels exactly just like a birds nest. Short and stiff, just like my little cock.

My pussy smells like the great depression. I don't think I smell good at all actually. I have streach marks all over my stomach too. When I have sex with someone, I make sure the light is always off, so they dont see them. (They see them anyway).


Oh well, I'm not as hot as I made myself out to be.